No thank you, I’ve had enough coffee for today.
Come on, I’ll race you!
Sweetie, you must have had a long day. Sit down, put your feet up, let me get you a beer.
Can I hold your baby?
There are just too many books in our house.
This (any item at T.J. Maxx) is so cute! But I don’t need it.
You know what we really need? More kids.
Honey, I folded all the laundry AND put it away!
…and then I voluntarily jumped out of the airplane…
If you need someone to help delouse your children, I’m free tomorrow afternoon.
Let me make the Thanksgiving turkey this year. No really, I insist!
I wish you wouldn’t spend so much money on me dear, your presence is gift enough.
With mushrooms, please.
I’m running a little ahead of schedule.
Can I have a smaller piece? That one has way too much frosting on it.
Well, if it’s just a stomach bug, come on over!
Honey, you’re being entirely too attentive. I wish you’d spend more time playing games on your phone.
I can’t believe how cheap this Range Rover was!
Do you mind if we meet earlier than that? I really prefer to start my day at sunrise.
I’m going to go mow the lawn now.
I love math!
Gosh, I have more PTO than I could ever possibly use!
I just wish I was wearing pants right now.
How about I stay home with the kids and you take a two week golf vacation?
I finally have enough pairs of eyeglasses.
What’s that, Justin Timberlake? You want to bring sexy back? I can’t, I’m married.
Boxed wine? Please, I have standards.
Get that adorable baby goat wearing a tiny sweater out of my sight at once!
It’s much too early in the morning for me to be laughing this much.
Well, you know what they say, the laughing bird gets the grease but you can’t make him drink…wait, that’s not it. You’re right Jer. Too early. ❤️❤️
I agree with all of it except the baby holding. I don’t want any more of my own, but I love holding babies. When I’m old I want to be one of the NICU grandmas 😉
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Thanks for the share!!