Advanced Limit Testing

You are driving down the road with the kids safely buckled in the back, humming along with Justin Timberlake because obviously you Can’t Stop the Feeling, when a little purple shoe flies through the air and hits you in the back of the head. You…

a) Turn up JT and mentally calculate how many more years until your youngest child’s high school graduation.

b) Pull over calmly and taking the tiny shoe, it’s mate, and any other possible missiles out of toddzilla’s reach, you explain with the patience of Mother Theresa that throwing things while the car is moving is unsafe.

c) Activate your vehicle’s voice command system and ask Siri to quickly look up anger management techniques for mothers that are about to lose their shit.

d) Throw it back. Then remove your own shoe and throw it back there too.


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